Okay, first off let me just apologise for the misleading title. I can’t write poetry to save my life! This is not really an ode.
It’s more of a Richard III moment, “My kingdom for a dryer!”
Yes I do know that he wanted a horse, but what good would a horse do me? Where I live we have just had two weeks of rain, and I have not been succeeding in getting washing dry inside.
I also have a rambunctious 7 year old boy… I need a dryer, for the first time in my life.
On the bright side, I have 2 wonderful friends whose power bills are going to be a little higher this month because they have helped me out with a few loads of my laundry going through their dryers.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some baking to do.